All About the Benjamins

Top 5 stupid things I thought while carving this print:

1) who says you can't print money!?
2) Franklin had gorgeous locks
3) 20 dollars for 100? That's a steal!
4) I'd be this smug if I was on the $100 bill, too.
5) Turtleneck? Franklin had 80s style! 1780s.

Alice in Whateverland

No matter how many times Alice in Wonderland has been done and over done, I will watch any version.

It's interesting to see what interpretations people come up with, but it's also apparent that we need another classic story that makes no sense and has memorable characters. I guess Black Swan will have to do.

I came up with this as my kinda interpretation/omage.

Owl Love You 4 Eva

Do you remember Fear with Mark Walberg and Reese Witherspoon and when he carved "Nicole 4 Eva on his chest? No? Well, this is a little less creepy than that. But still gets the point across.

Check it

Hybrids are Weird

They make people all smug (see the South Park episode about it) and there's conflicting reports that the energy it takes to create a hybrid is greater than the energy an SUV will give off for it's entire life span. Whatever.

So I made this:

I say eff it all and ride a bike.

Bacon Wrapped Ham Chop

Don't mind if I do!  Sorry, vegetarians.  I'm giving people the power to create their dream pig, with 3 salty sizzlin' stamps.

Pig Pork Parts

GoldEgg is here to save your dad and my dad

My parents have been married for over 40 years and they can't watch TV together anymore because my dad won't stop watching the Food Network, and my mom won't stop complaining about it.  Apparently this is an epidemic because I just saw a South Park episode about it.

Since my dad probably can't go to the store to get my mom a Valentine's Day card because he'd miss Diner's Drive-ins and Dives,  I made one he could give her.  I tried to show it to him but he couldn't hear me because Paula Deen was talking, ya'll.

check it out for yourself:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/65441300/funny-lovevalentines-day-card-food